I've changed my journal in order to avoid needless drama of the sort you find in the cafeteria on an average Wednesday: nobody's gotten laid, nobody's gotten killed, so everyone has to have something to be miserable about.
You might also notice that not only have I changed the layout to something much more stunningly sexy, I've also paid for this account. Don't wet yourself, children.
"Here you can enter a little mini-biography about yourself." Wow, that's great! I'm rich, stunningly good-looking, and a sex god.
...what, it has to be true?
Guess you lucked out, then.
Seriously? If you want to know something about me, ask.
I probably won't answer, though.
I'm a doctor at Princeton-Plainsboro. Any other questions?